Sure, Green Bay didn't play in Super Bowl XLVII but today we begin celebrating yet another year wherein the Minnesota Vikings have failed to win the big game.
Cheap shot? Perhaps. But hey, it's the Vikings we're talking about.
Q: What's the smallest room in the Metrodome?
A: The Vikings' trophy room.
Q: What did the Vikings fan say after his team won the Super Bowl?
A: "Why did you wake me up? I was having this great dream."
Q: Why doesn't Duluth have a professional football team?
A: Because then Minneapolis would want one.